Dusty’s Bar Forces New Employees to Submit to Experimental Medical Tests

By: Jesse Farquar

It was leaked via facebook over this last weekend that Dusty’s Bar in Denton requires new hires to sign waivers that allow tavern owners to conduct scientific experiments and perform organ harvesting procedures on employees. In addition, the cost of the medical experiments will be taken out of the employee’s paycheck.

Also, Masters of the Mic is happening soon, but not at Dusty’s because of the medical experiments…



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